Oh my lord, I’m reading a book about John Lennon written by his best friend Pete Shotton, and it is just the cutest thing in the world.
And apparently, John literally pissed his pants with laughter, right in the headmaster’s office. “As he was wont to do in such desperate situations.” A regular occurrence, maybe? He was at least thirteen years old. Oh my God oh my God oh my God. He’s my little baby. *flails desperately*